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An experiment · 260 AI models · 58 labs

I asked 260 AIs what to wear to Berghain

99% described the same person — black on black, 24% shaved heads, 86% in leather, 90% in heavy boots, all looking bored. Every text model on OpenRouter, dressing one Berliner for the door.

100% all-black88% aged 28–38avg confidence 83%
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Outfits & personas by every text model on OpenRouter · images FLUX.2 klein · built by Mahir · not affiliated with Berghain.